This brainfart was a result of a zed/me conversation:
(teferi) It's going to piss like hell outside soon (teferi) The lightning effects we've seen so far are incredible (zed) teferi, And they said onboard T&L wasn't worth it! (teferi) Yeah, there's one hell of a video card driving that...
If man has a Geforce 2 Ultra, Then the devil has 3 and yes the devil has 3 and if the devil has 3 then GODDDD HAS 4 (repeat last three words multiple times, screaming)
Therefore, God has a Geforce 4 Ultra. By the Pixies Postulate.
Why, a Bitchin'fast!3D 2000 from Video Loca, obviously!
With 256MB of curiously fast LMNOPRAM, and on the 'under no circumstances should this technology be sold to China' list, the Bitchin'fast!3D 2000 CAN'T BE BEAT.
We put the Bitchin'fast!3D 2000 in a steel cage with all the competing video cards, and while none of them actually moved or attacked each other, we're confident that if they did, the Bitchin'fast!3D 2000 would've kicked all the other card's asses.
The Bitchin'fast!3D 2000.... 425 Bungholio marks don't lie.
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Date: 2000-10-04 04:45 pm (UTC)(teferi) It's going to piss like hell outside soon
(teferi) The lightning effects we've seen so far are incredible
(zed) teferi, And they said onboard T&L wasn't worth it!
(teferi) Yeah, there's one hell of a video card driving that...
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Either that or you're on crack, cause I don't do drugs, boi :P
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Date: 2000-10-04 04:46 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2000-10-04 04:48 pm (UTC)If man has a Geforce 2 Ultra,
Then the devil has 3 and yes the devil has 3
and if the devil has 3 then GODDDD HAS 4 (repeat last three words multiple times, screaming)
Therefore, God has a Geforce 4 Ultra. By the Pixies Postulate.
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Date: 2000-10-05 12:17 am (UTC)Duh!
Date: 2000-10-04 06:46 pm (UTC)With 256MB of curiously fast LMNOPRAM, and on the 'under no circumstances should this technology be sold to China' list, the Bitchin'fast!3D 2000 CAN'T BE BEAT.
We put the Bitchin'fast!3D 2000 in a steel cage with all the competing video cards, and while none of them actually moved or attacked each other, we're confident that if they did, the Bitchin'fast!3D 2000 would've kicked all the other card's asses.
The Bitchin'fast!3D 2000.... 425 Bungholio marks don't lie.
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Date: 2000-10-04 10:13 pm (UTC)