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[annathyst]

If the sky is god's monitor, what video card does he have driving it?

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[annathyst]

This brainfart was a result of a zed/me conversation:

(teferi) It's going to piss like hell outside soon
(teferi) The lightning effects we've seen so far are incredible
(zed) teferi, And they said onboard T&L wasn't worth it!
(teferi) Yeah, there's one hell of a video card driving that...

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[axiem.livejournal.com]

Whoa...I have meth? Coooooooooool...

Either that or you're on crack, cause I don't do drugs, boi :P

[harvey.livejournal.com]

A GeForce 2 Ultra, obviously...

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[casey.livejournal.com]

Nonono.

If man has a Geforce 2 Ultra,
Then the devil has 3 and yes the devil has 3
and if the devil has 3 then GODDDD HAS 4 (repeat last three words multiple times, screaming)

Therefore, God has a Geforce 4 Ultra. By the Pixies Postulate.

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[harvey.livejournal.com]

I have to argue with your logic, there. I don't recall the Pixies ever singing about video cards. So you must be mistaken. Or just a big fat liar.

Duh!

[techpimp.livejournal.com]

Why, a Bitchin'fast!3D 2000 from Video Loca, obviously!

With 256MB of curiously fast LMNOPRAM, and on the 'under no circumstances should this technology be sold to China' list, the Bitchin'fast!3D 2000 CAN'T BE BEAT.

We put the Bitchin'fast!3D 2000 in a steel cage with all the competing video cards, and while none of them actually moved or attacked each other, we're confident that if they did, the Bitchin'fast!3D 2000 would've kicked all the other card's asses.

The Bitchin'fast!3D 2000.... 425 Bungholio marks don't lie.

[merisa.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised what one who is omnipotent can do with an S3 ViRGE.