Why, a Bitchin'fast!3D 2000 from Video Loca, obviously!
With 256MB of curiously fast LMNOPRAM, and on the 'under no circumstances should this technology be sold to China' list, the Bitchin'fast!3D 2000 CAN'T BE BEAT.
We put the Bitchin'fast!3D 2000 in a steel cage with all the competing video cards, and while none of them actually moved or attacked each other, we're confident that if they did, the Bitchin'fast!3D 2000 would've kicked all the other card's asses.
The Bitchin'fast!3D 2000.... 425 Bungholio marks don't lie.
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timeasmymeasure
Duh!
Date: 2000-10-04 06:46 pm (UTC)With 256MB of curiously fast LMNOPRAM, and on the 'under no circumstances should this technology be sold to China' list, the Bitchin'fast!3D 2000 CAN'T BE BEAT.
We put the Bitchin'fast!3D 2000 in a steel cage with all the competing video cards, and while none of them actually moved or attacked each other, we're confident that if they did, the Bitchin'fast!3D 2000 would've kicked all the other card's asses.
The Bitchin'fast!3D 2000.... 425 Bungholio marks don't lie.