You were housesitting at your friend's house and he has two mice. However, they got loose inside the house and rather than them die and make the apartment all stinky, you decided to set traps and kill them. You bought two sympathy cards for each of the mice. The tuna rolls? Everyone needs a lunch.

This is not nearly as bad as my last visit to the local grocery store - 24 large canoli, three pints of strawberrys, one bottle palligrino water, 2 tubs of rainbow shorbet, a bunch of roses and worchester sauce.