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If I was a James Bond villain, I would be Ernst Stavro Blofeld. I enjoy fluffy white cats, dropping people in piranha pools, and initiating World War III. I am played by Donald Pleasence in You Only Live Twice. Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test

Only reason for this recent rash of personality tests is that they're relatively short, and somewhat amusing.

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Roommate walks in filthy stinking drunk with his ditto friends, makes an ass of himself, borrows a screwdriver and hammer from the guy across the hall to get into one of said friends' car, comes back, leaves aain. One of other said friends is threatening to shit in my ramen bowl.
They're gone, but the room still reeks of alcohol.
I locked the door. Roommate has lost his key. Damned if I'm letting him back in.